My roommate is straight... except when my dick is in his ass! If you really wanted to sleep, you should have locked your door! It's hard to claim you're straight with a dick in your mouth! Sorry, I thought your snoring was code for "come fuck me!" A tongue in your ass sure beats a noisy alarm clock! If you woke up with my dick in your ass would you tell anyone?
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